Monday, February 26, 2007

Brotherhood of Pastryhood

A union organizer has just unionized a certain workplace. One of the new members has purchased cupcakes for a union thing that he would like to be reimbursed for. The following email exchange takes place:

Union organizer:
Hey Scott,

Hope you're well and hope you enjoyed the ski week! I'm in New York this
week and next working on Operation Cupcake (and other things too) while
Susan covers NM. I am going to have the New York office send you the
check in the mail, but what is your address?



-Perry

New Member:
Dear Chocolate Glaze,

I'd appreciate if you wouldn't use my real name on unencrypted emails when discussing Operation CC; I'd hate for my identity to be compromised after all the effort we've made.

The address is [redacted]

Please make sure that you erase all the frosting marks before entrusting the envelope to America's finest letter carriers.

Yours,
The Cupcake King


Union organizer:

Dear Cupcake King,

The frosting marks have been removed, but some confectionery sugar may have contaminated the package, so ignore any strange white powder.

see you next week,

Chocolate Glaze (AKA Bearclaw)

Third party privvy to email conversation:

Perry-
Now that you are branching out into unionizing baked goods, I should warn you that the cannoli are mobbed up and the croissants already have a single payer healthcare system.

Fourth party also privvy to email conversation:

I hear that the doughnuts are the hardest to work with. So many holes in their systems. And stay away from the Creamsters.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

hilarious fake namees

Snugget said...

Creamsters! Who thought of that?!