You Tube caters to many audiences

News Buff:

have you seen the anti-Hillary ad that is causing such a kerfuffle?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cWvHbOoG3tI

it's really great

Hillary Buff: ooh no

lemme checkok wow i really thought you were talkinga bout hilary duff

NB: HA HA HA HA

Brotherhood of Pastryhood

A union organizer has just unionized a certain workplace. One of the new members has purchased cupcakes for a union thing that he would like to be reimbursed for. The following email exchange takes place:

Union organizer:
Hey Scott,

Hope you're well and hope you enjoyed the ski week! I'm in New York this
week and next working on Operation Cupcake (and other things too) while
Susan covers NM. I am going to have the New York office send you the
check in the mail, but what is your address?

-Perry

New Member:
Dear Chocolate Glaze,

I'd appreciate if you wouldn't use my real name on unencrypted emails when discussing Operation CC; I'd hate for my identity to be compromised after all the effort we've made.

The address is [redacted]

Please make sure that you erase all the frosting marks before entrusting the envelope to America's finest letter carriers.

Yours,
The Cupcake King

Union organizer:

Dear Cupcake King,

The frosting marks have been removed, but some confectionery sugar may have contaminated the package, so ignore any strange white powder.

see you next week,

Chocolate Glaze (AKA Bearclaw)

Third party privvy to email conversation:

Perry-
Now that you are branching out into unionizing baked goods, I should warn you that the cannoli are mobbed up and the croissants already have a single payer healthcare system.

Fourth party also privvy to email conversation:

I hear that the doughnuts are the hardest to work with. So many holes in their systems. And stay away from the Creamsters.

Thoey Opened for Dylan in '68

Snugget: do you like thois?

Haley: what's thois?

Snugget: (insert URL for ebay item here)

i meant 'this'

Jerk

Haley: ha

ooh yeah it's nice

Snugget: did you really think I meant thois?

Haley: eh i didn't initally, but then i thought maybe it was a band

If "When Harry Met Sally" Had Ended Differently

Robin: how was your new year?

Naomi: http://flickr.com/photos/danlikesbikes/sets/72157594452758634/

it was like that pretty much

how was yours?

Robin: im not fit to be a party girl

did you smooch anyone?

Naomi: just sam

then he went to a gay bar and fucked a stranger

i was just warm up

Robin: aww. does that mean you'll be gay in the new year?

Naomi: fingers crossed!

Miss Egination

Snugget: V and I bought Jbrands to share

Haley: ooh what color?

Snugget: Gingerbread

Haley: sweet

and seasonally appropriate
Snugget: yeah. I've been wanting brown guys for a while
(pause)
on second thought, that might have been the wrong time to revert to my habit of calling all things "guys"