Thoey Opened for Dylan in '68

Snugget: do you like thois?

Haley: what's thois?

Snugget: (insert URL for ebay item here)

i meant 'this'

Jerk

Haley: ha

ooh yeah it's nice

Snugget: did you really think I meant thois?

Haley: eh i didn't initally, but then i thought maybe it was a band

If "When Harry Met Sally" Had Ended Differently

Robin: how was your new year?

Naomi: http://flickr.com/photos/danlikesbikes/sets/72157594452758634/

it was like that pretty much

how was yours?

Robin: im not fit to be a party girl

did you smooch anyone?

Naomi: just sam

then he went to a gay bar and fucked a stranger

i was just warm up

Robin: aww. does that mean you'll be gay in the new year?

Naomi: fingers crossed!

Miss Egination

Snugget: V and I bought Jbrands to share

Haley: ooh what color?

Snugget: Gingerbread

Haley: sweet

and seasonally appropriate
Snugget: yeah. I've been wanting brown guys for a while
(pause)
on second thought, that might have been the wrong time to revert to my habit of calling all things "guys"